I really need to update my sprite

thursdays-child-far-to-go: everybody should calm down about the yahoo thing until something...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:13:10 -0400

everybody should calm down about the yahoo thing until something actually happens. for example: layout change, advertisements, fees, something

I agree I’m reserving judgement until something happens but I cant help but think it won’t be good

circumcisions: well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:02:58 -0400

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:01:51 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

mostflogged: alexisneoart: might still change a few things...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:10:22 -0400

mostflogged:

alexisneoart:

might still change a few things around but for now it’s done :)

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE MOTHER FUCKER

dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:57:54 -0400

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:53:15 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

wessasaurus-rex: skarita: Blubbery anime tears I got tired of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:03:34 -0400

wessasaurus-rex:

skarita:

Blubbery anime tears

I got tired of seeing Rose always crying against Kanaya.

But I’d imagine Kanaya doesn’t feel right crying on other people’s shoulders when everyone needs her to be a reliable pillar, so this happens.

awwww :c

tomhiddleston-h: We’re all going to be like

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:18:11 -0400

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:30 -0400

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:15:20 -0400

xxmissmagentaxx:

violet-grubs:

…………………….OH MY GOD

fishpun: salihombox: alpha...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:12:27 -0400

fishpun:

salihombox:

alpha sprite

tavrisprite/erisolsprite/fefetasprite/Arquiusprite

did u mean favourite photoset of all time

literal happy tears in my eyes

supermattural: kingdizzy88: dabaryah: I tested Walmart’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:10:06 -0400

supermattural:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.

PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science

Go nice! brand tho
They weren’t lying
It really is “nice!”

foodemon: Japanese Gyoza.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:07:05 -0400

foodemon:

Japanese Gyoza.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:59:49 -0400

mooglemisbehaving: tyndall-blue: riskycuriosity: artemisiumabs...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:19:02 -0400

mooglemisbehaving:

tyndall-blue:

riskycuriosity:

artemisiumabsinthia:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937.

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs.

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour.

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’.

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli.

Oh and she was queer and had a relationship with Frida Kahlo. All around badass.

I’d like a movie about her life too, please.

“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:14:50 -0400

“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it’s right up there with grenades and cannonballs.”

- Percy Jackson (The Titan’s Curse)

RIORDAN CALLED IT

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:52:57 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

fo shizzle

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:36:06 -0400

fo shizzle

namelessstreets: Louis CK nailing it every time.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:22:33 -0400

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

themstennant: I’m pretty sure someone beat me to this one, but....

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:20:44 -0400

themstennant:

I’m pretty sure someone beat me to this one, but. I couldn’t just not post it.

okay i just cant get over matts face in this