Donna Noble, folks.
how am I supposed to sleep when there’s people out there who think girls pee out of their vaginas
i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise
This is possibly the stupidest game I’ve ever played and yet I played it for longer than I’m willing to admit
I LOVE THIS GAME
WHAT THE FUCK
cow cow cow cow Cow COW COWWWW!!!!!!
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IT EVEN FOILS
i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.
DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(
HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!
oh my god
i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something and he was about to talk in english before the teacher pointed at the sign so the guy busted out in full german and the whole class was in stunned silence and the teacher just gave a heavy sigh and left the room.
i cAME HOME TO HEAR MY MUM AND DAD SHOUTING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER AND MY MUM THREATENING DIVORCE AND I GOT SCARED BUT OMFG IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYING MARIO KART
five reasons i hate this website
OH MY GOD FUCK I ACTUALLY CLICKED ONE EXPECTING IT TO LOAD AN IMAGE NO NO FUCK IM DONE I AM OUTIE TELL MY FATHER TO GET A HAIRCUT I AM LEAVING THIS PLANET FCUK
Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.
9k4y l1s73N up. Y0u R34lLy t)(iiNk t)(47 7)(4t ww4s 4 c)(4Ll3n63? Y34)(. N0. 1 D4R3 y9u t9 7rY 4nD M4K3 s3n53 0F 7)(1s, 1 D4R3 y9u m9t)(3RfucK3R, ii d9u8l3 D4R3 y9u, 70 tRy 4Nd m4k3 53Ns3 9f t)(ii5. n9, ii7 D03sN’7 M47t3r iiF Y0u’R3 4 )(9m3s7uCk 0R N07, iiF Y0u M4N463 t9 R34d t)(ii5 1n 0N3 g9 Y0u D353Rvv3 4 FuCk1n6 M3D4L. y34)(, t)(ii5 3%7r3m3 3%Pl9ii747ii9n 0F 7)(3 3n6l1s)( L4Ngu463 ii5 D35ii6n3d t9 us3 4s m4nY L37t3r5 4s p9s5ii8l3. t)(3 quiiCk 6R0Wn f9% jumPs 0VV3R 7)(3 L4Zy d9g. 7)(3 Qu1cK 8r9wwN F0% JuMp5 9vv3r t)(3 l4zY D06. l90K 4t t)(47! ii m4d3 1t 34sY F0R Y0u! 3%tR3M3 3%pL01t4t10N, m9t)(3RfucK3R! y9u jus7 ZiiP D0Wn t9 7)(3 P05t 0Ff1c3 4nD 4ww4rD Y0ur53Lf 4N 3%C3Pt10N4LlY 5p4rKlY 5t1cK3R. y9u d1d ii7, m4n, 1’M Pr9uD 9f y9u.
You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.
Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate